Stop Dressing your Six-year-old Like A Skank

Stop Dressing your Six-year-old Like A Skank

And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

Book - 2006
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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)
* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)
* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more
Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Publisher: New York : St. Martin's Press, 2006.
Edition: 1st ed.
ISBN: 9780312339937
0312339933
Branch Call Number: 814.6
Characteristics: x, 262 p. ; 22 cm.

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